mostly-funnytwittertweets:

bogleech:

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

radiofreederry:

hexjulia:

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

adonischildsupportcase:

ddxcrow:

Greatest $20 I’ve ever spent in my life

ALT

thanks to @sovenasark for the SEAMLESS edit!!!!!!!!!!!!

aroacesallygrissom:

socialistexan:

divitiasdraconis:

you-can-call-me-monte:

This is the future liberals (me) want

This is better than bathroom signs with like an image of mermaids n shit. As much as we like to joke trans people aren’t actually cryptids

sixpenceee:

Nothing special - just a dog walking his shark | source

lux-astralis:

lux-astralis:

forget blorbo from my shows. look at blorbo from my house

i just made something beautiful

socalledmixtapelife:

sueandpuresblog:

Long lost original cover for Nirvana’s Nevermind

crowlore:

greelin:

greelin:

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

catwheezie:

Gamer cats

semiramis-audron:

gethelpliv:

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

Tumblr 896 CE, colorised